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Our first
AUDIO joke, click here for the song Massachusetts
Thanks Nunz.
See, I told you
there was a second shooter....
Thanks G.L.
Thanks Nunz,
I received the warning memorandum, in good conscience I
feel compelled to share it.
Subject:
MAD COW HITS NY
New York
has reported its first case of Mad Cow disease!! New Yorkers will
try and go about their daily lives as the reports of Mad Cow start to
snowball! The Mad Cow has reared its ugly head and may be here to stay.
Up
to this point I did not fear Mad Cow disease. This photo makes it
abundantly clear that New Yorkers are all in immediate grave danger.
This
is a very serious and dangerous disease! Please, pass this along.
Warn Your Friends about this danger before it is too late ..
Photo
below.
Former President "Slick Willy"
Clinton's Formal Portrait of his White House Years
Folks, I didn't make this one up, I
got it from Neal Boorz's webiste.
What to do if someone breaks in...
Be prepared as the police may not
respond that quickly.
Serious stuff
I HEARD HIM TRYING TO BREAK IN.
I RAN TO THE CABINET GRABBED MY AUTOMATIC,
SLAMMED THE CLIP IN AND CHAMBERED A ROUND.
I WAS SCARED AS I SNUCK DOWN THE HALL
TO THE BACK DOOR.
I ALSO GRABBED A FLASH LIGHT.
I OPENED THE DOOR
AS QUIETLY AND AS SLOWLY AS I COULD.
I TIP TOED TO THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE
WHERE I HEARD HIM
STILL WORKING ON THE SCREEN.
I TURNED THE CORNER
AND PUT THE FLASHLIGHT AND GUN IN HIS FACE.
I YELLED, "HANDS UP!"
AS HE TURNED TO FACE ME
Yep.
It Was A Cat Burglar.
The
new medal named in honor of John Kerry is called the "Purple Owie."
It
is worn directly over the wound in question.
After
use, it is rolled up and thrown over the nearest fence......
Bob Holden's vision of a discreet endorsement
to be place on driver's license for CCW
Did you hear about the FBI Warning from
Pennsylvania?
The
FBI has issued a warning in Lancaster County.
They suspect a terrorist may be hiding among the Amish community.
This
photo provided the first clue that triggered the investigation:
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