Question:

How do you tell the difference between democrats, republicans

and southern republicans?

 

Answer:

Pose the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small

children.

Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the

corner,

locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges.

You

are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere

seconds

before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

 

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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or Oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his

hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this

send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound

me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he

was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and

weed day and make this a happier, healther street that would discourage

such

behavior.

This is so confusing!

I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a

 

consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

click....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

click.

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"